Real Housewives OC 8

I really have to give props to Heather. I am not saying that she has redeemed herself completely but OC's token brunette is becoming the come back kid in my book. She may still be a little on the snobby side, but she has the best party ideas. First an elegantly catered, low carbohydrate painting party, and in this last episode she hosted a fun champagne bowling night. I only wish Alexis and Tamra could have been in attendance.

Tamra was having her breast reduction surgery. Yes I said breast reduction. I know it is a rare procedure today but Tamra is now a part of the Ity Bitty Titty Committee. I am so glad that Gretchen welcomed her into our exclusive club with a bottle of tequila in the shape of a penis. Now, that is a gift I would like to have myself. But, why did Bravo's cameras have to show her implant being pulled out of her bosom. It reminded me of a C-Section child birth, but instead it was the death of Tamra's big knockers. I don't know if Eddie can handle Tamra's new chest size, I think it will get some getting use to.

One thing that I got used to is Alexis' nose job. Kudos to that surgeon. You can't even tell she got any work done. Poor Alexis. I crown her the Queen of Dumb. She royally screwed up her "Fox 5" interview. First, she messed up the psychologists name who she was interviewing. But, the worst part is that she kept talking like she was some sort of expert on the subject matter and didn't give much time for the real experts, who were doctors in their field, to comment, or respond to any of her questions. I almost fell off my very deep sofa when Alexis then said that she had taken Journalism in college. O. M. G.!!!! Seriously??? I took a class in Anthropology in college and it doesn't mean that I am some sort of expert in primate evolution. WOW. I am just dumbfounded.

I am also dumbfounded when it comes to Slade. I can not believe that Gretchen's voice mail greeting says to call Slade to get a hold of her. And then he follows her around like a lost puppy to everything she has to attend to. I am really starting to lose respect for Gretchen. Does she really need a douchebag with her at all times. What does he bring to the table? What does he do besides just sit there and make weird faces? She is enabling him to be the douchebag that he is and she likes it. She can get any man she wants, I just don't understand. it just makes me want to scream.

Someone who did a whole lot of screaming was Gretchen's crazy friend Sarah. Oh wow!!! Can somebody say "coo coo for cocoa puffs"??? This chick is whack to say the least. I love Heather's husband's comment, "Where did she park her spaceship". It couldn't be more true. Sarah reminded me of the first season Kelly Bensimon was on the Real Housewives of New York. I wouldn't be surprised if she had a restraining order against her by some poor soul because she seems like a person who would be guilty of stalking. I really think Gretchen should have taken her to the hospital and had her committed as a 5150 instead of taking her to a bowling party.

Vicky handled Sarah like a champ. I am not always a fan of Vicky, but she showed nothing but class against a nut job like Sarah. She escaped that bowling alley without a scratch. She also escaped with a one pricey bottle of champagne for her and Brooks being kick ass bowlers. Congratulations Vicky. It seems like she's going to need that champagne because it seems to me that she is very lukewarm when it comes to this relationship she has with Brooks. He on the other hand seems like he's playing her and using her, he is just overdoing it with all the cards, and fancy dinners. Something about Brooks seems fake to me and Vicky just doesn't seem happy. I have a feeling this is a romance that is not going to last for very much longer.

Another thing that isn't going to last much longer is this installment because that's all I got. Ciao for now!!! :-)