Hello everyone!!! It has been two long weeks. What's up
Bravo??? Why the repeat week??? I had nothing to do last Tuesday night
around this time so please never do that again. Thank you.
The one think I was anticipating the most was Briana's test results. Again, what a special woman who deserves a happy and healthy life. I am SO happy for her that I am whistling Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah out of my butt hole. Really, I'm that happy. Okay, sorry to give you all that visual but I just had to.
One visual you, me, or anyone else did NOT need to see was the color picture of the colony of dead aliens that once lived in Alexis' nostrils. I wish I was just having a post traumatic stress episode but I actually had to look at that Mucous Plug AGAIN. YUCK!!!! That just isn't cute.
Something that is cute is Tamra and Eddie. How adorable are they??? Working out together, how dreamy. Another thing that was also dreamy was Eddie's bicep as he flexed his muscle. If I were him I would want to give myself a blowjob, and according to Tamra he might just be able to do that.
I don't think Slade can. Poor Douchebag. Trying to compete with Eddie on athleticism is like Alexis competing with Katie Couric in broadcast journalism. Who do these people think they are??? I really think Alexis and Douchebag need to get together and go bowling, and they can talk about how great each other is.
The one think I was anticipating the most was Briana's test results. Again, what a special woman who deserves a happy and healthy life. I am SO happy for her that I am whistling Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah out of my butt hole. Really, I'm that happy. Okay, sorry to give you all that visual but I just had to.
One visual you, me, or anyone else did NOT need to see was the color picture of the colony of dead aliens that once lived in Alexis' nostrils. I wish I was just having a post traumatic stress episode but I actually had to look at that Mucous Plug AGAIN. YUCK!!!! That just isn't cute.
Something that is cute is Tamra and Eddie. How adorable are they??? Working out together, how dreamy. Another thing that was also dreamy was Eddie's bicep as he flexed his muscle. If I were him I would want to give myself a blowjob, and according to Tamra he might just be able to do that.
I don't think Slade can. Poor Douchebag. Trying to compete with Eddie on athleticism is like Alexis competing with Katie Couric in broadcast journalism. Who do these people think they are??? I really think Alexis and Douchebag need to get together and go bowling, and they can talk about how great each other is.
I would say that Heather would be in that bowling group too but girlfriend is redeeming herself for me. She actually kicked major ass in the mud run. Damn, I would think that the mere sight of dirt would make her barf, I'm impressed.
I thought Vicky was going to barf when Brooks kissed her at the restaurant. She says that she doesn't like PDA's, but did you see her face when she described his occupation as being a "consultant". I think deep inside Vicky is disgusted that Brooks too, is a dead beat dad, and worse, he has a questionable job as a "consultant". At least she can breathe a sigh of relief that her daughter is well.
Tamra can also breathe freely now that she's divorced. And Tamra, if for the teeny weenie, itty bitty chance, that you will read this. As a child of divorce, rest assured that it is much better to have divorced parents that are happy then to have married parents that are unhappy. Tamra's marriage to Simon was just one train wreck after another. So good riddance to Simon and hello to Eddie who gives you a healthy relationship, and a tight ass at the gym.
That's all I got, Ciao for now!!!
I thought Vicky was going to barf when Brooks kissed her at the restaurant. She says that she doesn't like PDA's, but did you see her face when she described his occupation as being a "consultant". I think deep inside Vicky is disgusted that Brooks too, is a dead beat dad, and worse, he has a questionable job as a "consultant". At least she can breathe a sigh of relief that her daughter is well.
Tamra can also breathe freely now that she's divorced. And Tamra, if for the teeny weenie, itty bitty chance, that you will read this. As a child of divorce, rest assured that it is much better to have divorced parents that are happy then to have married parents that are unhappy. Tamra's marriage to Simon was just one train wreck after another. So good riddance to Simon and hello to Eddie who gives you a healthy relationship, and a tight ass at the gym.
That's all I got, Ciao for now!!!
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