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Was this the Real Housewives of OC Surgery Edition or what??? I can not believe that Bravo had the balls to show Alexis' surgery. There was no "viewer discretion advised" or anything warning me that I was about to not only see a bloody septum that got pulled out of her nose, but this disgusting worm like mass the doctor called a "mucous plug". Thank goodness I wasn't eating spaghetti while I was watching because I probably would have thrown it up. My stomach is still turning after thinking about those things that looked like aliens that were living in Alexis' nostrils. That was something I definitely didn't need to see.

I do give Bravo props though, for not showing poor Briana's thyroid surgery. I hate to be redundant but I am just in awe of Briana's strength and calmness. She really is a special woman, I am really hoping for a miracle and that she does not have cancer. What a beautiful soul she seems to have.

Speaking of beautiful, I think it is great that Tamra wants to go back to B-Cup City. You go girl!! You got to respect a woman who wants to become more real and doesn't care what anyone thinks. I for one will welcome Tamra back into the Itty Bitty Titty Committee with open arms, and neither one of us will have to worry about crushing each others boobs. I think I am really liking this new Simon-less Tamra. If only Gretchen would ditch Douchebag, think of how peaceful the world could be.

I was beginning to think that Heather was a bit of a duchebag herself. She mentioned in four different times during this past episode about her so called acting career. So I decided to finally do a little research on her. If you would care to check it out yourself here is her imdb resume: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0656686/ .  You will see, yes she's been in a few sitcoms, most I've never heard of. Maybe Heather is a C-lister at best. But the thing that gets me is that she's talking about this extensive career she has in acting, I'm sorry but I still just don't see it.

I also don't see Heather's restaurant idea really panning out. Tamra may think that these six women who are going in on this project are all getting along, but you just wait my dear. Vicky was right about the failure rate of restaurants, and throwing six women who are co-owners in the mix, is like a ticking time bomb. I really hope that I am wrong, and wish no one ill success. But clearly Heather is way too arrogant for her own good. I guess it doesn't matter to her Daddy Warbucks husband who said he doesn't mind throwing three million down the drain. Terry could you at least throw that cash my way, it is a good cause I promise you, and I will use every penny wisely.

I give Vicky props for being wise about her business and starting her own company but I can not believe she is so stupid with men. She is still with Brooks AKA Dead Beat Dad Number Two!!! She is rude too for taking a phone call from him while Heather flew her in a helicopter to have lunch with a bunch of very wealthy women. I would say that it is his charm as a good father that turns her on, but it might be all the money he's been saving that is attractive to Vicky, who knows. Maybe it is just denial. Poor Vicky I really feel bad for her, she really is mess that I wouldn't call hot.

And that's all I got. Caio for now!!!

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I am going to begin this weeks segment just like the episode itself began. To quote my girl Gretchen: "Slade with the mullet, looked like such a douche bag.... So glad I didn't date him in the 80's". First of all, Gretchen, wake up!!! Slade is a douche bag today in 2012 or whenever this show was recorded!!! Also if you all have been following my blog I have been calling him a douche bag ever since the first one. Why Gretchen is with this guy continues to be a huge mystery to me.

Another thing that is a mystery is Alexis' major malfunction. Why is she so defensive about her surgery? Alexis, honey, you live in the OC, which second to Beverly Hills, is the plastic surgery capital of the good old US of A. Get a grip!!! Really, she's going to get all pissy with Heather and Terry talking about the surgery. Hello!!! It is what Terry does for a living. I think what she really is pissy about is the fact that Tamchen was in full effect. Poor Alexis, she just can't handle the fact that Gretchen and Tamra are getting close.

Obviously, Vicky can't hang with Tamchen either. Holy crap, I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head. In fact, I thought I was hallucinating because I thought Vicky transformed into Ramona from New York there for a second. Bulging eyes are just creepy and wrong.

It is also wrong for Vicky to be a terrible mother to her daughter. I am not a mother, but isn't it a mothers job to be strong and supportive of their child? Vicky is giving me a good example of what not to do when I have kids. What is up with Vicky saying that she's going to throw up, while her daughter sits cool as a cucumber knowing that she's about to go under the knife? Why also would Vicky say that she feels like she is driving into heaven. Can anyone say "selfish" and "inappropriate"? What planet does Vicky live on? Clearly she lives on the one where parents put themselves before their kids.

I think Vicky lives on the planet Hypocrite. I can't believe she's trying to rationalize to Tamra that Brooks' situation is different that Slade's. Vicky, Brooks went to jail for not paying child support. The fact that he has a job doesn't make it better, it makes it worse. At least Douchebag has an excuse, he doesn't have a steady income. If Brooks has a job then he should be able to pay child support. It doesn't take a plastic surgeon to figure that logic out.

It is clear that Donn pays child support and isn't at all a dead beat dad. He seems very supportive and loving to Briana, who isn't even biologically his. Briana deserves a rock like Donn because she ain't getting that kind of support from her mother. I said this in my previous segment and I feel l need to say it again. Briana seems like an amazing woman. I truly hope that she recovers so that she can have a happy and healthy life.

That is all I got for now. Ciao everyone!!!

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Before I get to the fun stuff I want to express my sincere heartfelt support for Vicky's daughter Brianna. I hope that whatever she has is treatable and that she can recover quickly. Brianna seems like a special gal who deserves a happy and healthy life.

Now the fun stuff: Yes, I am saying this. I think below all of the pretentious, thinks she's better than everyone bull crap, there is a smart cookie in Heather. She had such a great strategy for the way Tamra should handle Douchebag, oops I mean Slade. She said to kill him with kindness, to cut him down. Slade just seems so dumb that it might just work. You can't fight stupid with stupid.

Tamra was not stupid when she said that Gretchen is way too good for Slade. She said he has no job, no house, not smart, and whatever else she said that was right on the money, which he doesn't have either I might add. What a loser. Tamra was also right when she said that Gretchen could get any guy, because she could. Why is my girl crush with such a loser is beyond me. Makes me question my own perspective, because I am losing respect for her. I guess she really likes to wear the pants and likes being the boss. Wouldn't that get boring? Anyways, Gretchen is still my favorite.

Everyone who knows me knows that the 80's is my favorite era. LOVED all of the outfits, and actually loved Heather's "Addicted to Love" costume. WOW!!! How creative of her.  Figures that Slade would come in wearing a long mullet, I bet he actually had one of those in the 80's. Mullets were like so bogus, gag me with a spoon Slade!!! I also liked Tamra's version of "Let's get physical", good for her. You show everyone that you don't have a Michelin Man ass!!!

Speaking of butts, what is up with the gay guy trying to start crap. This guy seems like a drama queen to me. And, so is Alexis. What is up with the tears when she's going to get a nose job. She already had her boobs done. What is her deal??? Also, why was she praying to Jesus to win a dice game. I think Heather was right, use those prayers for something a little more important, like Brianna.

Poor Vicky. I do feel bad for her, she is going through a divorce, her daughter is ill, and she has to run her company. I have a feeling that her nervous breakdown is about to happen with the likes of Gretchen. This dice game party is turning out to be shaky grounds for Vicky. This is even exacerbated by the fact that Tamchen is becoming more solid and a threat to Vicky. Oh I can't wait to see what happens next week!!!

I was just going to go until I just remembered that Tamra called Alexis a "ding dong". Classic.

Now I can say, that's all I got this week. Ciao for now! :-)