Real Housewives OC 5

I am going to begin this weeks segment just like the episode itself began. To quote my girl Gretchen: "Slade with the mullet, looked like such a douche bag.... So glad I didn't date him in the 80's". First of all, Gretchen, wake up!!! Slade is a douche bag today in 2012 or whenever this show was recorded!!! Also if you all have been following my blog I have been calling him a douche bag ever since the first one. Why Gretchen is with this guy continues to be a huge mystery to me.

Another thing that is a mystery is Alexis' major malfunction. Why is she so defensive about her surgery? Alexis, honey, you live in the OC, which second to Beverly Hills, is the plastic surgery capital of the good old US of A. Get a grip!!! Really, she's going to get all pissy with Heather and Terry talking about the surgery. Hello!!! It is what Terry does for a living. I think what she really is pissy about is the fact that Tamchen was in full effect. Poor Alexis, she just can't handle the fact that Gretchen and Tamra are getting close.

Obviously, Vicky can't hang with Tamchen either. Holy crap, I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head. In fact, I thought I was hallucinating because I thought Vicky transformed into Ramona from New York there for a second. Bulging eyes are just creepy and wrong.

It is also wrong for Vicky to be a terrible mother to her daughter. I am not a mother, but isn't it a mothers job to be strong and supportive of their child? Vicky is giving me a good example of what not to do when I have kids. What is up with Vicky saying that she's going to throw up, while her daughter sits cool as a cucumber knowing that she's about to go under the knife? Why also would Vicky say that she feels like she is driving into heaven. Can anyone say "selfish" and "inappropriate"? What planet does Vicky live on? Clearly she lives on the one where parents put themselves before their kids.

I think Vicky lives on the planet Hypocrite. I can't believe she's trying to rationalize to Tamra that Brooks' situation is different that Slade's. Vicky, Brooks went to jail for not paying child support. The fact that he has a job doesn't make it better, it makes it worse. At least Douchebag has an excuse, he doesn't have a steady income. If Brooks has a job then he should be able to pay child support. It doesn't take a plastic surgeon to figure that logic out.

It is clear that Donn pays child support and isn't at all a dead beat dad. He seems very supportive and loving to Briana, who isn't even biologically his. Briana deserves a rock like Donn because she ain't getting that kind of support from her mother. I said this in my previous segment and I feel l need to say it again. Briana seems like an amazing woman. I truly hope that she recovers so that she can have a happy and healthy life.

That is all I got for now. Ciao everyone!!!