Real Housewives OC 3

First of all I have to give props to my girl Melanie for sharing the experience that is the Real Housewives of the OC with me, and I have to give her props for wanting to know about these women and what they are all about but halfway through this episode, I didn't think I would have much to write since the first half was kind of lackluster. Now I don't know where to start.

I know, I will start with the one who is like the one black Labrador in a litter of all yellow puppies... you guessed it. Heather. It is like she is now in this group of semi intelligent, somewhat non pretentious/down to earth and crazy women. Heather, besides the fact she's the only brunette, is this snobby, thinks she's too cool for school, wanna be. I hate to burst Heather's bubble of conceit but girlfriend, you are a housewife!!!! And I am sure with that big of a house, you have help with the kids, which by the way I have the utmost respect for women whose job is being a mom. But Heather, what is it that she does in life? She is not an actress, not a singer, and I couldn't believe when she said she was a stand up comic. Her funny? I'd think that watching golf on tv.would be funnier than she'd be. Who does she think she is??? Own up to what you are and stop pretending to be someone else. Yes, I like Heather very much, can't you tell?

I did like Vicky last season, but she is getting on my last nerve. Why is she all of a sudden resorting to acting like a forth grader, when it comes to the friendship of Gretchen and Tamra(Tamchen). Why is Vicky so threatened? I mean Tamra at least had the decency to show up at her house and cook an egg white scramble for herself. Vicky, Tamra still has love for you, don't be such a drama queen. But please be a good mom. She didn't seem to want to talk to her daughter about the fact that her daughter has the big "C".  Come on Vicky mom up!!! Your daughter seems more adult than you, perhaps you should listen to her. Also, Vicky says that she fought for her marriage. Paaaahlease, she did not. She wanted out of that marriage just as bad as Donn did. Don't try to pretend you are some victim. Your daughter knows better.

Slade's mom also knows better, apparently. I love that woman. If Liz had her fan club, I'd join in two shakes of a lambs tail. His comedy sucked, and he has now climbed the douchebag totem pole yet again. I don't know if he can ever get down now,  and if he did, he'd probably need Gretchen to come up and get him. Maybe he and Heather can have their own non funny version of a comedy show.

What is not going to be funny is the backlash that Gretchen is going to receive at the hands of Vicky for what Slade said, comparing her to Mrs. Piggy, and then what Gretchen is going to say back to Vicky for herself being in a relationship with a dead beat dad. Okay, I lied. It will be funny. Also will Tamchen survive Slade's not so flattering remarks about Tamra?

That is okay because Tamra gets all the flattering she needs from Eddie. Should he win the best boyfriend award or the worst pushover award? The romantic in me says best boyfriend. What a guy!!! So understanding, and so supportive. I'd make Eddie a rifleman in my beloved corps(line from Full Metal Jacket).

Speaking of rifleman, kind of, okay not really, I think I am ready to announce my girl-crush this season. It is Gretchen. Damn! She has an amazing body, hilarious, bluntly sexual, smart as all heck, and girlfriend runs her own successful business(with the help from Slade). It is no wonder that Tamra wants to be your BFF, I would too. Don't worry Camile from Beverly Hills, you are my one and only girl-crush on your show.

That is all I got from this weeks episode. Ciao for now! :-)