Welcome to my blog about the Real Housewives. Here is some commentary about last Tuesday's episode:
Alexis is the most insecure out of this bunch. I don't understand why she didn't talk to Peggy, Peggy was trying to "talk it out". But apparently, Alexis is too bitter about the fact that Peggy once f'ed her husband before they were married. I gotto feel sorry for Peggy.. By the way, Peggy looks like she can be the sister of Beverly Hills' Taylor. PLEASE Peggy, don't leave this group of girls, I love your chutzbah.
Speaking of Chutzbah, we finally have a Jew on a housewives show that is oh so proud. I loved Heather's line "I am the only brunette Jew in a world of Shcikzah blondes in the OC". But I am not so sure I like Heather. She seems to exist on a high horse but maybe she's earned that pedestal. We will just have to wait and see. She does have beau coup bucks. Her house is as big as my entire condominium complex.
Gretchen seems to have a complex that I think I like so far. She has the boobs(figuratively and literally) to pose nude for the cause of saving the boobies. You gotto love her for that. You know, last season I thought she was a bit of a tool because she was with a man who didn't pay child support, and the jury is still out on Slade on his likability. But I do think that he loves, oops I mean worships Gretchen's sacred ground. I'm not sure I'd want a puppy dog for a boyfriend, but you go Gretchen, you get that leash out and drag that man around. I just hope she doesn't slip and tell him to give her his paw.
About paws, I can't believe Eddie got kind of flirty with Vicky right in front of their significant others. What I can't believe more is that Tamra grabbed poor unsuspecting Brooks' hand and grabbed her boob with it. Can somebody say inappropriate? Really Tamra, that was not classy. I do agree what Eddie and Vicky were doing first wasn't quite kosher, but getting even with him by the forced boob grab was like a Jew drinking bacon with a glass of milk. I think Heather would get that joke.
That is all I got for now, ciao for now.
OMG. I love what u say about Alexis so agree, she is SOOO insecure. ANd huh-loooo...what about that discussion that tok place in Tamra's kitchen? Exactly what "big toys" did Jim have? Gretchen...i kinda like. Slade is a piece of shit. And regarding the exchange with Eddie and Vicki...I think they were just kidding around! Absolutely not flirting...and Tamra getting all bent outta shape, puh-lease. She is so ridiculous. I think Vicki's older southern man would flip my switches more than eddie. Eddie looks like a pug with his underbite. And the new one, Heather, jury still out . I must say that the whole...Budhist/Jewish thing was annoying. Aside of the very expensive statue, didn't notice much else Budhist about her. And I'm not jewish...but loved the "bacon with glass of milk"...how about lobster in cream sauce? xoxoxo Love u Alaine. Ur blog rocks!!! I want FB reminders when u post new ones!!!
ReplyDeleteLove your post Neha!!! Thank you so much for your comment, totally agree about the "big toys". HAHAHAH!!! Will keep you in the loop on the next post. :-)
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